I am a Pain in the Ass, but I'm cool, yo.

Recently, I met a man in real life and not on the internet. Yeah, crazy sounding, I know, but it happens. Some times, I get numbers from guys and we date or something that resembles that concept. Look, I know that I'm not a "regulation hotty", but I am sexy, cute and cultured and that works for me at times. It would have been such a nice story on how we met and being that I'm a romantic, I was feeling optimistic that maybe there'd be a love connection with this one, I mean he was Jewish, which is important to me and I've dated Goys and I can't do that anymore. Don't call me a racist, been there, done that.

So, anyway, back to the guy. He had those puppy dog eyes that I can't help but dig and he had the chutzpah to ask me out after only a few minutes of talking face to face. First date was on the fly, so I couldn't quite tell he was jerk yet. By the second date, I knew! There is No Way this is going to work! (See I don't want to train another one! ) Look, I'm not a total princess but I was raised in a world where men hold the door for women... And, when they go out on dates, they don't have them go and get their own popcorn. Anyway, my point is that people I meet in real life are creeps just as much as people I meet online so WTF?! Damned if I do, damned if I don't. So, I'm almost at the end of my kvetch session, I just want to say, that I'm looking for a man that treats me like the lady that I am. I take the time to do my hair and put on my pearls and I can hold my own in any conversation except, maybe astro-physics, but even on that topic I can tell a story or two. I've been around the world, have never had as much horrible dating experiences as I do here. Ugh!

Everyone says, "stop looking because when you do, that's when he'll find you." But people do find me some times, case in point, and they are just not right, case in point! I'm trying to be patient, really, I am, but I want to find my lover and hetero-best-friend already! Its been a long time since I've given my heart away and I'm ready again. Do I sound like too much of a pain in the ass? I am a pain in the ass, but I'm cool, yo! So, after the date, the guy says, "Do you want to get a drink or something?" and I said, "No, I want to go home." He still called me three days later to see if I wanted to go out again. I said "No!"